You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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