she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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