You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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