In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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