wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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