Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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