come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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