Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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