Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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