but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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