i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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