and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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