I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Someone stole a lamp last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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