Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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