Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
