she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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