yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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