Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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