I will die if light touches me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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