I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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