Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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