Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
the raccoons are back...
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