I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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