But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
