Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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