And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
