You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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