my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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