you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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