I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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