But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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