Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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