her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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