I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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