did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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