did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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