Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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