every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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