Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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