wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So many bounce houses so little time
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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