erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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