her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Who wears a wallet chain?!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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