Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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