Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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