The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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