This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Panties = found
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