she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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