how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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