I love black thongs
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Terrible idea I love it
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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