We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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