can we get nightvision for the apartment?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
two words: eviction party
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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