Don't you send me to vm
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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