Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize